Rant Of The Day is where I get to mouth off about whatever I feel like for however long I like. Theoretically, I'll update my whinge/opinion piece every weekday; in practice, maybe not so often.

Miscellaneous matters and quirky questions

• Today marks the debut of two important milestones in Web history: the world's first stick figure porn site, and the world's first Eye Of The Tigress spinoff. Yes, inspired by the lascivious character of Bubba, who made his debut in Chapter 15 of that immortal and ongoing work, Gusworld is now combining an interest in matters sexual with a complete lack of artistic talent to bring you the first in a potentially endless series, Banging With Bubba. Don't miss it.
• Canadians Have No Sense Of Irony Department: Following our recent rant on Gus winning the Manhunt International Pageant, I received an email which said: "Where can I get an application for the Manhunt International Pageant? I'm 23, 5'11", with brown hair and green eyes. I attend college in Canada, and reside in Toronto. Please respond. I've heard about this contest, and it sounds like fun." They just don't get it, do they?
• I'm a star! The latest issue of PC World, one of the competitors to my employer magazine, has published the infamous picture of my topless dancing antics. To avoid legal action, they've pixellated the shot. But hey, the picture is on this site; does it seem like I'd care?
• What does the picture for today's rant mean? I don't know. But isn't it horrible?

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